Sunday, March 29, 2009
10 Reasons never to go to another England home game
1 - Having to join a poncey England fan club to prove my loyalty
2 - Outrageous ticket prices
3 - Peter Crouch
4 - Face painters
5 - Mexican waves
6 - The risk of being seen on TV with 4 & 5
7 - That bloody brass band
8 - Having the twat next to me singing he's England till he dies
9 - Seeing Daily Mail readers in the flesh
10 - The possibility of having to cheer a Frank Lamparse goal
11 - Oh yeah ... I don't live in England anymore
God I'm a whinging old git at times. England are beating Slovakia 3-0 in a pointless friendly, are on a roll, are doing the business under Fabio and all I can do is whinge.
What's with the shorts and socks? Free of kit manufacturer's logo and FA badge? Shirley Nott?
2 - Outrageous ticket prices
3 - Peter Crouch
4 - Face painters
5 - Mexican waves
6 - The risk of being seen on TV with 4 & 5
7 - That bloody brass band
8 - Having the twat next to me singing he's England till he dies
9 - Seeing Daily Mail readers in the flesh
10 - The possibility of having to cheer a Frank Lamparse goal
11 - Oh yeah ... I don't live in England anymore
God I'm a whinging old git at times. England are beating Slovakia 3-0 in a pointless friendly, are on a roll, are doing the business under Fabio and all I can do is whinge.
What's with the shorts and socks? Free of kit manufacturer's logo and FA badge? Shirley Nott?
# posted by Me @ 1:51 AM 
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